This is not really for the readers, but for myself so i can rememeber when i was mad at her. Ally is now pissing me off. Getting into drugs and shit. I have no patient for this.

For the readers-
i have made one of the final steps. the C becomes an M the L an A

Ah, i forgot to mention. i got the elusive SIXTH dinosaur today. see, they have these dinosaur jellies that you can use and then save the glass to drink from. i had all five, but couldnt find the fucking sixth. finally! triceratops apple butter, you proved to be quite the adversary. but in the end, Mephistopheles always gets his toast..........

ok, this is TOO fucking perfect-
one of the lamar coaches was telling i guess a JV football player this. here is his view on the boys track team- "a bunch of damn guys, hanging around, telling funny stories." Bullseye.
So i did not get to see Tron in theaters on saturday night. Damn. Is there any product that can place movies like Tron over girlfriends in importance? a nice salve that goes on clear and soothes the mind while slaying the dil perhaps? it can smell like bubble gum or grape. sour apple and purple tingleberry are good, but not dil-slaying good. however, Ally was forced to hear Candiria- Divided last night. Get this. she LIKED it! now, for those who dont know, divided is one of my favorite songs, but it is also very strange. ive let many people hear it. most give me the now patented "Candiria look" which is a look of displeasure and confusion, with some sadness thrown in. then there are the ones who feign happiness. "ummm.. yeah..... it was cool.... kind of changed around a lot.... umm......... (eyes usually drop to the floor at this point, followed by a long silence) .....yeah" if you havent heard it, hit me up on aim and ill gladly send it to you. if you want to come to my birthday party, i suggest you put on a better show.

heres your "funny story":
i convinced like SIX girls that my parents have made my marriage arrangements with another family. i am to marry a six year old girl. see, heres the tale- me and ally were standing around and when she left some preppy girls (preppy girls dig me) came up to me like "awww, yall are so cute! are you getting married?" and i said "no.... i am to wed a family friend upon my 31st birthday, when she is 20. so she is currently six." they fucking believed me. they wanted this verified of course, and i told them it was the truth. that was good enough for them. god, i hope this gets around school. that would be fantastic. i swear if i get the reputation of someone in a fixed wedding with a six year old....... haha!!! too grand!! no, i probably will have to marry ally though. how the fuck could i not?!?!?! she LIKED "divided"!!!!!!!